I’m Not Drunk, I’m Drunketh
Add a touch of class to your chaos.
Whether you're conquering the local tavern or just vibing at home, this tee delivers old-school elegance with a modern-day buzz. It’s the perfect blend of medieval mischief and modern-day denial. Soft, comfortable, and just the right amount of questionable.
 
Ideal for:
– Pub crawls
– Renaissance festivals
– Family reunions (if you’re brave)
– Any time you want to sound fancier than your behavior suggests
 
Because you're not just drunk... you're drunketh.

I'm Not Drunk, I'm Drunketh - William Shakespeare

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Turn your apparel inside out.

Machine wash cold

For best results use a mild, with no bleach, no whitening/brightening detergent. Examples are No Bleach, No OxiClean, No Fabric Softeners etc..

Tumble dry low or hang to dry.

Never iron over any design.

I'm Not Drunk, I'm Drunketh - William Shakespeare

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